What We Found in an Amazon Mystery Box: Theorie: Sage - Amber & More — June 15, 2026

This box had a clear vibe going on: personal care, stocked deep. Somebody out there is about to have the cleanest camping trip in Hot Springs history.

The propane stove led things off in a fun way — a full BESTFIRE 72,000 BTU windproof single burner with piezo ignition, an extended hose, three adapters, and a carrying bag. Retail is $29.99. It's a solid, packable camp stove, and finding it tucked inside a sealed Amazon Mystery Box made the whole unbox feel a little like a game show prize reveal.

Twenty-One Packs of Toothbrushes. Yes, Twenty-One.

That's twenty-one packs of Cleaings Extra Clean Fresh Mint Disposable Toothbrushes — 24 count per pack, $8.99 each retail. That's $188.79 in toothbrushes alone, more than a third of the box's total retail value, just sitting there in neat little stacks. If you run a small business, stock a break room, or just never want to think about toothbrushes again for two years, come talk to us.

Rounding out the personal care haul: two bottles of Theorie Sage Amber Rose Hydrating Shampoo at $30.00 each (that's a genuinely nice shampoo brand — not drugstore shelf stuff), four bottles of Harry's Men's 2-in-1 Shampoo and Conditioner in the big 14 fl oz size at $7.99 each, five bottles of Dr Teal's Soothe & Sleep Foaming Bath with Epsom Salt and Lavender at $5.87 each, and one 25 oz Old Spice Men's Body Wash in Fiji. All sealed, all retail-ready.

Plus there were seven more bin-labeled pieces heading straight into our store bins for resale.

Total estimated retail across the whole box: $381.88. All out of one sealed Amazon Mystery Box that costs $55 at Deals Down Under. The math here is genuinely difficult to argue with.